The Dawgs revolve around two key members, guitarists Bruce and Tom (a.k.a. Grammy), plus any number of local yokels they appoint for the night. Musicians are carefully drawn by lot, whim, or relative positions of the moon and stars, a highly secret selection system known only to the Oracles of The Blues Barn.
Drummer can be a particularly difficult position to fill for The Dawgs... it's not quite as hazardous a position as former drummers of Spinal Tap, who mysteriously combust, but it is nearly as dangerous. Tenure is typically determined by Tom, who has his ritual three strikes method, one that usually usually results in, regrettably, a fourth. This has struck fear into the hearts of the Percussion Community, so only those truly worthy even consider occupying The Dawg Drummers Throne. It's a position that should, in fact, offer hazardous duty pay. Applicants, please remember to wear your helmet with faceguard. The membership of the Dawgs varies; not all are shown here, and they are in no particular order. (Last names have been omitted to protect the guilty. Out-of-state warrants can be pesky little buggers.)
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